You don't have to be on 'The Bachelor' to talk to your significant other in meaningless romantic platitudes.
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Written by Becky Chicoine and Sam Reece
Directed by David Sidorov
DP: Jon Lynn
Sound/Additional Camera: Noah Throop
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